Nothing says Valentine’s Day like rubber masks and sweaty armpits. Lucha VaVoom gears up with two evenings of Mexican wrestling, a dazzling array of burlesque beauties and comedic interludes. Bring your loved one. Just don’t forget her on your way out.

Mexican masked wrestling, a dazzling array of burlesque beauties and comedic interludes from Blaine Capatch with “Spongebob Squarepants” voice Tom Kenny and “The Simpsons” scribe Dana Gould.

True stories of self-loathing and self-loving

A monthly live talk show at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. Comedian Morgan Murphy (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedians of Comedy, Comedy Central) hosts. Sometimes Jack Rudy is the house band on harmonica.

San Francisco has fog. Maine’s got lobsters. St. Louis has one giant silver McDonalds’ arch. But for L.A., there’s Lucha.